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Christmas Jokes Enjoy! Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missile toe What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas? Sandy Claws What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters? They both drop their needles What do you give a train driver for Christmas? Platform shoes What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve What do you call a donkey with 3 legs? Wonky How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day? Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve Where do pirates do their Christmas shopping? Arrrgos What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney? Because it soots him How many chimney does Father Christmas go down? Stacks How to cats greet each other at Christmas? "A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" What did the guest sing at the Eskimo's Christmas party? Freeze a jolly fellow What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake? Tarzipan Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations? You get tinsel-itus If you have a Christmas joke that is funnier than ours, Email it to us  |
