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Mrs Claus has been very busy making my suit a bit bigger. When I'm out on Christmas Eve delivering all the presents to all the good little boys and girls, everyone leaves me a glass of sherry and a mince pie, and I have gotten a bit fatter. Mrs Claus wishes people would leave me healthier snacks, like the carrots left out for my reindeer.
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My reindeer Prancer has been misbehaving. He keeps eating all the oats at meal times and doesn't share them with the other reindeer. What a selfish greedy reindeer he is.
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The elves have been hard at work making lots of toys. When I was a boy all the toys were made from wood, but nowadays the elves make things from plastic and computer chips.
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Mrs Claus has been baking some mince pies and Christmas puddings all morning. I'll take one when she's not looking. Well, I have to keep my strength up! Ho ho ho. I bet you like mince pies don't you?
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I do hope I don't get stuck in down anyone's chimney this Christmas Eve. I did get stuck one year, Rudolf was no help at all. He wouldn't pull me out, he just laughed. The Cheeky reindeer! Ho ho ho
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I hope that you enjoy the Christmas party that you have been invited to. Will you be having party games? Maybe you will play pin the red nose on the reindeer, Ho ho ho
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The elves have been busy at work making toys. Toys are very sophisticated no you know, a far cry from when I was a boy with your whip and top, and your bone shaker bike, Ho ho ho
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Are you being taken out for Christmas dinner? That would be a wonderful present wouldn't it? It's lovely to be waited on hand and foot, and no washing up!
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The elves have reported that they are experiencing difficulties gift wrapping that expensive car that you wanted for Christmas, so I may have to substitute it for something easier to wrap, and a whole lot cheaper!!! Ho ho ho
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I'm very sorry to have to inform you but I'm all out of computer consoles, would a nice presentation of toiletries suffice?
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I'm sorry to keep giving you socks every Christmas, but sometimes I just don't know what to get you. Here in Lapland socks are a great gift, I hate to have cold feet, Ho ho ho